Wednesday, January 16, 2008

So Saith The Snapple Lid

Following, in no particular order, are tidbits of knowledge you probably never knew and/or don’t need to know even now, brought to you by your friends at Snapple! While I personally have no choice but to believe what the Snapple lid tells me (the lid has never lied to me before--that I know of), I can understand any reluctance on your part if you are dubious and/or if you need verification of these supposed facts. Unfortunately, I am unable to provide any confirmation for any of the statements that follow, therefore, if you choose to proceed, please do so with caution!

Also, this is my first blog post here using rainbow-y font colors!

Snapple Real Fact #163: The first penny had the motto “Mind your own business.”

SRF #50: Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

SRF #10: Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

SRF #207: Before 1687 clocks were only made with an hour hand.

SRF #28: Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

SRF #68: The longest one-syllable word is “screeched.”

SRF #53: The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.

SRF #109: Smelling apples and/or bananas can help you lose weight.

SRF #60: The tongue is the fastest healing part of a human body.

SRF #105: You will burn about 7% more calories walking on hard dirt than pavement.

SRF #143: “Q” is the only letter in the alphabet not appearing in the name of any U.S. state.

SRF #69: No word in the English language rhymes with "month".*

SRF #66: Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

SRF #22: Alaska has the highest percentage of people who walk to work.

SRF #144: Texas is the only state that permits residents to vote from space.

SRF #44: The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.

SRF #32: There are one million ants for every human in the world.

SRF #193: The year that read the same upside down was 1961. That won’t happen again until 6009.

SRF #214: Giraffes can lick their own eyes.

SRF #40: It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down stairs.

SRF #34: Oysters can change from one gender to another and back again.

SRF #82: August has the highest percentage of births.

SRF #130: Koalas and humans are the only animals with unique fingerprints.

SRF #25: The only food that doesn’t spoil is honey.

SRF #31: The average human eats 8 spiders in his/her lifetime while sleeping.

*Just adding my own two cents here, but another word for which there is no rhyming word (in the English language) is "orange". Just another piece of completely useless info that is rolling around in my so-called brain


skyedance said...

Thanks, now I cant sleep becouse of number 31 :)

skyedance said...

O I forgot, I love the Rainbow of colors.

Love ya

Mr. C said...

Skyedance: I guess now instead of saying "Good Night!" I should wish you "Bon Appetit!"


~Deb said...

Hrmmm, now I wonder if it's worth being a "lipstick lesbian" if all I'm doing is eating the damn stuff!

Orange - orangeya glad I didn't come up with a rhyme and put you to shame???

Bwahaha... I'm mean like that.

Hiya Mr. C!!! xxoo

Mr. C said...

Yo, Deb!! It's ALWAYS so good to see/hear/read from you!!

As for putting me to shame, if/when you ever decide to do so, all I can say is that it will have been done by one of my online heroes, and I would wear the humiliation as a badge of honor!! ;-)

Thanks for dropping in! It is ALWAYS good to hear from dear, wonderful, "mean" ol' you!!